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the stack

what this runs on, and what the farm runs on. a living list — edited when things change.

hashking@colorado

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oshashking OS

shellwhatever has the fewest distractions

terminalone that stays out of the way

uptimesince before it was a portfolio

farmJADAM natural farming — licensed caregiver

languages

typescript

the default. bots, plugins, presences.

python

when the logic matters more than the types.

php

the review platform runs on it. no shame.

shell

deploy scripts, cron jobs, glue.

platforms

discord.js v14

GameTime's whole runtime.

vencord

plugin API for StatusPresets.

PreMiD

rich presence for sites without one.

WordPress

custom plugins + a custom theme, no builders.

infra

docker compose

every self-hosted box runs on it, this site included.

redis

the visitor log and counters — self-hosted in the stack.

caddy

https without the headache.

tailscale

private networks for friends-only stacks.

render

one-click cron jobs for tools that don't need more.

this site

next.js 16, react 19

app router, server components, view transitions.

tailwind v4

css tokens, one dark theme, locked.

motion

every transition on this page.

cmdk

the command palette, ctrl+k or /.

jetbrains mono

the only typeface. committed to the bit.

solar calc

real sunrise/sunset/day-length math for the greenhouse — the same public equations NOAA and sunrise-sunset.org use, computed locally instead of called over the network.

the farm

JADAM

fermented inputs, indigenous microorganisms, no shortcuts.

the greenhouse

large-format light-dep: big photoperiod plants from clones, two staggered bays, blackout tarps and supplemental light for a harvest every ~2 months year round. non-residential land, enclosed and locked, registered with the MED.

clone room

each bay's next run rooting off its production mother while the bay turns over — every cutting counts against the cap.

mother room

two production mothers (one per bay, the strain it runs next) and the active cross's two parents. the rest of the library waits in tissue culture.

tissue culture

the genetic bank — one culture per line instead of a live mother per line, which is how a 99-plant cap keeps a library.

nutrient room

JADAM inputs — FPJ, JMS, LABS — fermented on a standing rotation.

cold room

100% of the harvest, flash-frozen same-day — no dry or cure step.

the press

wash → freeze-dry → press. coarser bubble hash and full-melt live rosin, all of it for registered patients.

the vault

camera-monitored limited access area. finished live rosin only.

caregiver only

not retail. 5 registered patients, 99-plant cap, everything at cost — a caregiver can't profit on the plants.

colorado

the actual location of all of this.

a log book

the paper kind, before it ever became a web page.

compliance & infrastructure

plant log

every plant, cutting, and culture tagged to a patient registry number and counted against the 99 — caregivers aren't on METRC, so the log is the proof.

waste plan

plant waste ground and mixed to at least 50% non-cannabis before it leaves the property — the licensed-business standard, applied anyway.

surveillance

continuous recording on every limited access area, 40+ day retention.

RO water

reverse osmosis for irrigation — one less variable in the feed.

backup power

a generator on an automatic transfer switch. the crop doesn't get a bad week because the grid had one.

credentials

AA, Cannabis Business

the license, the compliance, the operation side.

BA, Cannabis Science

the breeding, the chemistry, the reason the numbers on /now aren't guesses.

genetics

Honey Bananas

Elemental Seeds — Strawberry Banana × Honey Boo Boo

TAC
26–32%
terpenes
1.8–3.0%
hash yield
2.9–4.8%

myrcene · caryophyllene · limonene

banana and tropical fruit up front off Strawberry Banana, Honey Boo Boo's OG structure holding up the finish.

Wilson

Masonic Seeds — (Papaya × Banana OG) × Tropicana Cookies

TAC
26–32%
terpenes
2.0–3.2%
hash yield
3.1–5.2%

limonene · caryophyllene · myrcene

already carries Papaya in its own lineage.

GMO

Skunkhouse Genetics — Chemdawg × Girl Scout Cookies (Garlic Cookies)

TAC
29–35%
terpenes
2.6–4.2%
hash yield
4.8–7.8%

caryophyllene · limonene · humulene

a long-flowering cut that earns the bench time — one of the terpiest, highest-yielding washes in the greenhouse; real GMO Cookies COAs are famous for this, not just this cut.

Jelly Breath

In House Genetics — Mendo Breath × Do-Si-Dos

TAC
28–34%
terpenes
2.0–3.4%
hash yield
3.1–5.2%

caryophyllene · limonene · linalool

heavy-limbed and dense like both parents — one of the harder cuts to keep defoliated in the greenhouse.

Zkittles

3rd Gen Family / Terp Hogz — Grape Ape × Grapefruit

TAC
22–28%
terpenes
2.0–3.2%
hash yield
2.5–4.0%

myrcene · limonene · terpinolene

runs lighter than the rest of the lineup on paper — still one of the better noses in the greenhouse.

Ghost OG

OG Kush phenotype (Afghani / Hindu Kush lineage)

TAC
25–31%
terpenes
1.6–2.8%
hash yield
2.8–4.5%

myrcene · limonene · caryophyllene

no single breeder of record — one of the old unattributed OG Kush cuts that's been passed around for years, kept here for the classic gas.

P Funk

Prolific Growhouse — Skunk #37 × Cheese

TAC
26–32%
terpenes
1.8–3.0%
hash yield
2.9–4.8%

caryophyllene · myrcene

one of the rarer cuts in the collection — clone-only, and the Skunk #37 × Cheese lineage is how it was passed along rather than anything publicly documented. Skunk brings the fuel, Cheese brings the funk.

Papaya

Nirvana Seeds — Citral #13 × Ice #2

TAC
24–30%
terpenes
1.8–3.0%
hash yield
4.3–6.8%

terpinolene · limonene · myrcene

a grandparent of Wilson and a parent of Sour Papaya — and in its own right one of the washes hashmakers name first for yield.

Sour Papaya

Oni Seed Co. — Papaya × Sour Diesel

TAC
26–32%
terpenes
2.2–3.4%
hash yield
3.2–5.4%

caryophyllene · limonene · myrcene

Sour Diesel's diesel funk over Papaya's citral brightness.

Oreoz

3rd Coast Genetics — Cookies and Cream × Secret Weapon

TAC
28–34%
terpenes
2.2–3.6%
hash yield
3.8–6.0%

caryophyllene · limonene · humulene

a real cookies/gas cross, known for a dense, frosty structure and a heavy resin head count.

Wedding Mintz

Wedding Cake × Kush Mints

TAC
28–34%
terpenes
2.6–4.0%
hash yield
4.2–6.5%

limonene · caryophyllene · pinene

both parents have real-world reputations as high-terpene, high-yield cuts — this one can run neck-and-neck with the GMO for terpiest in the greenhouse.

Blue Zushi

TenCo — Zkittlez × Kush Mints

TAC
27–33%
terpenes
2.2–3.5%
hash yield
3.1–5.0%

limonene · caryophyllene · myrcene

grape and mint in the same breath — one of the more balanced noses next to the louder cuts in the lineup.

Zuper Zushi

Blue Zushi × Zkittles

TAC
25–31%
terpenes
2.0–3.2%
hash yield
2.9–4.8%

limonene · myrcene · caryophyllene

in-house — a fruity/gassy cross between two of the strongest noses in the lineup, released into rotation shortly after startup.

G-Funkbreeding project

GMO × P Funk

no COAs yet — TAC/terpene/hash-yield numbers don't exist until this cross is actually run

in-house — the 2026 cross pairing GMO's resin and terpenes with P Funk's structure. the keeper came out of the germ test and went straight into culture.